Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Oompa Loompa Bankers

Oompa Loompa Bankerdee doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Bankerdah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a Ben Bernanke?
A flood of reserves and spreads greater than three
Why don't you try simply cooking your books?
Regulators would not dare to look

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no subpoenas

Oompa Loompa Bankerdee Dah
If you are greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Nineteen
Oompa Loompa Bankerdee do

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