S&P 500 stock futures are down about 1% right now. The Nikkei is down about 2.5%. Maybe central banks have absolute control over world events and have eliminated all risk forever. Or maybe they haven't.
An unnamed source* tells me that the Amazon river is flooding Sears with foot traffic.
* My unnamed source is a Nigerian Prince and his only method of communication is email so far. I'm confident I can get a name and several million dollars out of him once I hand him the cash he needs though. Call me an optimist!
I am running out of puns, nearing all time Lowe's. The weather is still warm in California, but it's Kohl's, Wendy's, and Chili's most other places. That might explain the spending Gap.
I Nintendo disrespect when I say that the latest Intel suggests your puns are pretty Sharp.
Sharp, which racked up a net loss of 545 billion yen in the year through March 2013, has been trying to diversify its client base away from Apple Inc, which it supplies with small and mid-size panels for the iPhone and iPad.
Crimea River! Yes! I love puns. :)
ReplyDeleteAn unnamed source* tells me that the Amazon river is flooding Sears with foot traffic.
* My unnamed source is a Nigerian Prince and his only method of communication is email so far. I'm confident I can get a name and several million dollars out of him once I hand him the cash he needs though. Call me an optimist!
Stagflationary Mark,
DeleteI'm not sure anyone is Russian into Sears. If you mind your JC Penneys, your Dollar Stores will take care of themselves.
I think your puns are right on Target. The Game Stop's at some point though. We can't even choose Safeways out of this mess, lest the Burger King die.
DeleteThe winds of loose change both suck and blow. That's true weather: We like it for knots.
(These puns risk being naughty culled. ;))
I am running out of puns, nearing all time Lowe's. The weather is still warm in California, but it's Kohl's, Wendy's, and Chili's most other places. That might explain the spending Gap.
DeleteI Nintendo disrespect when I say that the latest Intel suggests your puns are pretty Sharp.
ReplyDeleteSharp, which racked up a net loss of 545 billion yen in the year through March 2013, has been trying to diversify its client base away from Apple Inc, which it supplies with small and mid-size panels for the iPhone and iPad.